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Hopping on a train in Adelaide (single carriage diesel ffs) and delaying it midway between stations because the driver wanted us to stop singing.
(unnamed) winning two grand at the casino after the Adelaide game and then blowing it six hours later and putting himself in debt by three grand.
(also unnamed) spending a Grand and all night chasing a stripper known only as the galloper
Tony Sage getting drunk post grand final in brisbane last year and standing on a table only to be tackled and pulled down roughly by security guards, who then had Burns and Vukovic in their face because of it
Andrezinho knowing no fucking English besides 'e let's go fucking mental'
John Kosmina, alleged ping pong hooligan
Stuey Young's wang being broadcast to the world
Andy Todd nearly murdering some state league hack in a trial game
Singing Fuck Berisha post game to the tunes of the greatest hits of the 80s
Les sleeping in a Brisbane car park with a traffic cone as a pillow because he couldn't find his room key
Bobby D signing a Sack Smith shirt in the gold members lounge at nib whilst Smith was giving a post game address
Giving McJu shit after about fifteen minutes of football and never stopping thereafter.
Being screamed at by an old woman after sitting behind Smith and giving him a steady stream of 'encouragement'
Anthony Danze giving away the greatest corner in history - passing back from our attacking third all the way back to the left of our goals.
Billy Celeski being good for one fucking game and scoring a hat trick to the shock and amusement of all, including his team mates.
Frank Juric
Jamie Harnwell keeping Nicky 'superstar and next socceroo' Carle in his pocket on a continual basis
Someone running onto the field of play and handing Bobby a beer in Jamie's testimonial, only to have Bobby scream at them, and them meekly running back to the crowd before Robbie Zabica demanded the beer for himself.
Frodo running the wing for McMahon's Glory.
Brian Deane
The human wardrobe that was Mate Dragecevic
James Robinson reinventing himself as a defensive midfielder (actually all he did was shave a poor arse mohawk on his head and this convinced Mitchell he was a new player)
James RobNIson and Josh MitchIll
Jimmy Downey being declared a future EPL star by some Oracle of Perth Glory
Matt Carroll trying to get Glory's colours to change to black and gold, and Toad making a sign that said 'yellow and blak a stab in the back'
Getting shitfaced at some Adelaide pub after drinking them out of their entire little creatures stock in some misguided attempt to educate locals on beer
Being told about a hundred times that we are still a mathematical chance of making the finals
Never beating North Queensland Fury
Taking the new Mandurah line to a scratch match with a carriage full of Glory fans, and finding an unusual amount of security guards in our carriage.
Wearing my Glory top in Nottingham and being asked by the lunch lady if her nephews team Sydney Olympia were playing us this weekend
Mile Sterjovski trying to choke Scott Jamieson
Laughing at Harry Kewell every time he tried to touch the ball in front of the shed
Dress like a pirate day in the shed being interrupted by overzealous security guards stripping me of my plastic cutlass on grounds that it was a dangerous weapon.
Bald headed ape security guard getting in a punching match with shed regular, and a 'stacks on' occurring as a result
Said guard having his bandana stolen
Said guard walking away having his shirt literally ripped from his back
Shed changing where's your bandana now for the rest of the match as it was passed around from head to head
Eugene Dadi penalty v Wellington winning the worst match I can remember at nib. Crowd of 5000 and half must have left at the interval
Ground announcer never pronouncing Rukavytsya correctly in three years
Tony Sage threatening to leave for the umpteenth time
Ron Smith and Dave Mitchell never threatening to leave
Victor Sikora winning a new contract in a game of poker
Victor Sikora being on the ciggies at the pub during his injury rehab
Victor Sikora given a commemorative plaque and presentation upon retirement, Andy Todd being told to fuck off back to England mid season
'Pier Street Elite' FFS
Gold Coast United going undefeated
The fence collapsing when Eugene Dadi tried to hug some kids
Sikora's missus
Jacob Burns, Australia's next great Chinese hope at table tennis for the olympics
Signing an ex grave digger with a lazy eye
Hayden Foxe being a shitcunt
Stan lazaridis being a shitcunt... And then offering to only play home games the next year
Tyler Simpson
Jordan Simpson being pushed to the Olyroos by Ron Smith
Pellegrino being signed from North East MetroStars and then winning the MGP
Jeremy Christie being a shitcunt
Adrian Webster punching Jamie Harnwell and then Jamie trying to kill Adrian
Jamie Coyne
Us signing some old hack from the Roar as some kind of major event and then us being thumped at home by said Roar with even Craig Moore kicking a goal
Fergie claiming we needed a bit more steel in midfield despite Burns and co being red carded every second week
2am dinners at King Billys
Mustapha Rumancola
Michelle Roberts and Scott Gooch
Howie Fondyke two-footing muscat in the leg and not even getting a foul, rofl
Scott Neville dispossessing Archie with an inch perfect slide with his very first touch of aleague football
Robbie Fowler abusing me on twitter and Facebook when I compared him unfavourably with Eugene Dadi
The roar around nib when Howarth scored against the phoenix in the dying minutes last year
All these nsl bitters magically reappearing at the ground for finals last year and getting planes to brisbane
Robbie Fowler trying to explain who he was to QANTAS baggage girl
Having little creatures as our beer for one solitary season at nib
Some bloke from ECU Joondalup two footing Jacob Burns from behind in a trial.
Losing out to Steve McGarry in a poker tourney
Someone whacking people awake at 2am in Adelaide with a half eaten sausage roll
Bobby D going on radio and providing 'colour' for one glory game under Smith and never being invited back
Being abused and ignored by successive Perth Glory media officers
Nick Tana unveiling Frodo, Deane,McMahon and Ishida to much fanfare.
That second Glory logo - WTF?
Sending my half time crossbar challenge kick into the shed somewhere, spilling someone's beer all over their new shirt.
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